Well this evening I think Tabitha would have had me voted best mum of the year! I was a nice mummy and made cakes, and let her have one before bed, I let her watch a whole dvd of Mr Tumble, and then 6 episodes of Peppa Pig, each time one finished I would say let's go to bed & she would plead for another so I gave in.....little does she know that I only made the cakes because i'd run out of chocolate and needed to feed my sugar craving once they'd gone to bed, and little did she know that I gave in to a whole dvd of Mr tumble because I was playing bejewelled blitz on the Ipod behind her back ....and once that had finished I had no energy to get up and get her undressed, bathed and put to bed, so peppa pig went on for (ever) 6 episodes....but hey ho, i'll let her think i'm brill and let her tell me how much she loves me rather than the fact i'm a lazy fat (well will be after all those cakes ar eaten) biatch!
After peppa finished I managed to crawl off the couch and grab some old p.j's (well last nights) that had been rammed in a toy box after one of my *ahem* cleaning frenzies earlier, they were sporting this mornings breakfast on (don't raise your eyebrows like you've never done this lol) and it was only as i was putting them on that I remembered exactly why Tabitha had needed the bath that I had blatently dodged (on their behalf)...she had pen marks from her ears down to her toes, oh well, i'm sure pens must pass standards now and not contain poison???? (let's hope so anyway, as a few were pretty deep on the skin, almost like she tried to tattoo herself)
After chucking them both in bed and telling them if they got out a big spider would eat them, i trundled back downstairs, debating whether to watch a film in bed, or watch eastenders & some catch up on sky down here....opted for down stairs as the cakes were nearer, and the emergency cider!
So settled with cake, i decided to check my emails, AND i had waiting for me the best news ever :) the case of wine that i had tried to cancel wasn't cancelled as it was done too late *secret yey!!!* and they would still charge and deliver to me *yeyeyeyeyey* Then for the next 5 mins -didn't take long- I tried to justify to myself why i deserved the wine out of the tight budget we are on.....of course like i said that didn't take long, and after working out that each bottle cost only £4, and were yummy, i practially had to stop myself getting on to M&S for 10 more cases! Ha!
Whilst waiting for my emails to load up i scanned the damage to the living room, debating whether to clean today or whether it would suffice until tomorrow....and noticed the toys were no where to be seen?! Oh MY God, i thought, the kids have finally listened to me and cleaned up after themselves! Of course i was wrong, and after a bit of investigation, they had in fact moved everything they could lift into the garden! great. I was in my p.j's, had taken bra off, sorry too much info, but they swing so low when bare, I almost went upstairs to get dressed before entering my own garden. Of course I saw sense and just ran into the garden like I was looking for cover from lightening, only to be immediately stopped by the neighbour 'hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii' *sh*t* ..........So after the most embarrassing conversation and me trying very subtly to hold up the boobies I went back inside and berated myself for not getting dressed like i had first thought!
Rest of the evening will follow as planned...I will go to bed after eastenders and not eat all the cake nor emergency cider...bah, who'm I kidding, i'm putting a film on and eating so much i feel sick and searching the house for emergency alcohol after the cider has gone....then tomorrow i will wake up and b*tch about how tired I am! same old!
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